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GOD DAMNIT KATY :<  I hate these things.
So. Much.


Astralseed tagged me.  Please don't anybody else tag me.  Unless you want my death stare.


1. How tight do you like your underwear?
Just tight enough to show my VPL

2. A train is headed towards some city, another train is headed towards another city.  Both trains travel 362 miles before intersecting, with one train going 13mph less than the other.  How much later did the other train leave?
Can I have a diagram please?

3. If you peed rainbows, what would it taste like?
It would taste DELICIOUS.

4. If you had 7 legs and only one arm, would you walk, wobble, or other?
I would scuttle.  Like an awesome scuttling thing.

5. Do you smoke shampoo?
My brain smokes when I think about things.

6. How often do you wear your clothing inside out?
Once in a blue moon.

7. The world is ending because it's being hit by giant meteors, will you listen to Aerosmith?
Can I listen to Aerosmith whilst stealing a shuttle to escape from the face of the planet?

8. Naked snow angels, yay or nay?
Chilly.

9. Will you take her to the next level? 
I'm not sure any response I give is SFW

10. I say WaWa, you say?
Take that dummy out yer mouth our kid!

I tag Nobody.  and Everybody. (Because I would hate for Nobody to feel singled out.) **

1. If Ronald MacDonald arrived at your party would you cry or would you ask for a macn'cheese?
2. If you saw a £50 note half hidden under a pile of fresh dog poo would you pick it up anyhow?
3. Raisins or Sultanas?
4. Enterprise or Millennium Falcon?
5. If Lady Gaga dropped her funky purse, would you give it back to her or would you make off with it and sell it on ebay?
6. You are elected to be the next President of the US, who would you add to your "list" of "people to get rid of" first?
7. You are elected to be King/Queen of the Universe, what would your first ruling be?
8. Jack Frost, or Queen Elsa?
9. Your perfect job is...
10.  Low fat Thursdays or Full fat Fridays?   (I'm craving steak and chips, don't judge me!)

**I take this back, I specifically tag PirateLotus-Stock CelticStrm-Stock Aeirmid kirilee Tasastock Quoth-Raven because.  I am annoying. You're welcome